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To buy my lies, that is. Facts, much like opinions, are subject to interpretation. Lies, on the other hand, are the cold hard truth. I'm Kellyanne Conway, and I'm sellin' 'em wholesale.

Lie To Me Kellyanne COnway loves to lie with her words! And is a really bad person I think I don't really read that much news
Do Not Google Dogfarts

Just in case you were curious, Dogfarts is some kind of porn thing.

It's probably gross porn. It probably involves African Americans. These are statements which cannot be confirmed, and thus, you should just believe them. This is the type of service I, Ms. Conway can provide, totally bunkable lies.

1 LABEL START
2 PUT "U" >> STDOUT
3 PUT "R" >> STDOUT
4 PUT " " >> STDOUT
5 PUT "D" >> STDOUT
6 PUT "U" >> STDOUT
7 PUT "M" >> STDOUT
8 PUT "B" >> STDOUT
9 GO TO START
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“These are what are in printed reports, but the fact is that I can’t reveal what the White House knew or didn’t know and who in the White House knew or didn’t know”

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