To buy my lies, that is. Facts, much like opinions, are subject to interpretation. Lies, on the other hand, are the cold hard truth. I'm Kellyanne Conway, and I'm sellin' 'em wholesale.Lie To Me
It's probably gross porn. It probably involves African Americans. These are statements which cannot be confirmed, and thus, you should just believe them. This is the type of service I, Ms. Conway can provide, totally bunkable lies.
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